Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Franchesco The Not-So-Great who always dreamed of becoming the world's best failure. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Haphazard Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Franchesco The Not-So-Great came armed with a goat and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Franchesco The Not-So-Great emerged as the inside out victor! His achievement is celebrated every Wednesday-eve.