Nature's Biggest Rat ThingYou will find that the were-rabbit is a difficult creature to find much, if any, documentation on and this is for one single reason; they have a habit of eating those who wonder to close to their den. So, it is because of this reason you must be careful when selecting to study this particular breed of humanoid-rodent; precautionary measures are first and foremost, when one goes out on the proverbial hunt for what can only be known as....
Nature's Biggest Rat-Thing
When you are dealing with the were-rabbit safety is, as stated, first priority. You will need the proper equipment or you will perish as you try and discover this magnificent animal's most secret of rituals. Firstly, you shall need to not have touched carrots or lettuce in the last forty eight hours. Were-rabbits can smell such vegetables from miles away and are drawn to them. If you smell as such, you are only hindering your possibility of learning and shortening your life span. Repeat: the first thing you are to do is avoid
Vampires' StrikeVampires are an interesting monster, a monster that has been romanticized since the dawn of their creation by those who could lift a pen. Vampires were creatures of Satan, monsters to be held with the highest of respect and authority; these were monsters that could steal our women and kill us in our sleep so they wished, terrifying nightmarish monsters! Were-creatures and ghosts too, things to fear and worry about every single time you left your home. Frights, scarecrows, monsters under-the-bed; all of them these terror inducing, blood chilling, hair-standing-up-on-your-neck and teeth chattering things.
Well they were....
What these creatures are now, are jokes. Monkeries of what they once were! Monsters of the past, things to have feared and generally make worry over now transformed into the perfect platform to belittle; bemused in the antics of those who create and recreate histories for these creatures only to see them turned, once again, into another gay-joke. Today, we remove the
Blitzork Was Here"Connect the ultra-diversity drive to the concentrically driven port and then we should get a constant flow of the flux and with the right tweak and twist we can finally break the barriers between dimensions." Peeking out through windows tinted red at a world of advance science, a man of short statue and equal girth sputters and mumbles to himself.
"That's mad!" The little man wearing a long white coat covered in all manners of stains responds to himself as he quirks his head to the side as though speaking to someone else within the room.
"I know," The man quirks his head to the other side in response to himself once again then breaks out into a fit of insane giggles as his hands clap together feverishly. "I shall be the first to travel through time!"
"The first to travel between dimensions." He corrected himself calmly.
"Shut up, fool, we both know actual time travel is a physical impossibility."
"Do not resort to name calling Professor."
"I said shut up, Daniel!" Clapping once more,