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My BirthI came through a slimy hole,And was slapped upon the butt."Congratulations," I had heard;"It's a newborn mutt!"
Thy Lost PuppyFragrance?Fragrance?Where art thou, Fragrance?I name you thus, because thoust stink;A smelly smell of all thy worst.To be stuck in water and soaked for days,Then rolled in mud for thine own pleasure.Thoust bark means little;Thy bite means less.Smell be pungent,Killed my pets.Fragrance?Fragrance?Where for art thou, Fragrance?Searching high, searching low;Found only thy marks on broken bones.With scent of piss and garbage old,Thy trail of nausea is to behold.Nay, I doth search you,Yet ye smell not of rose.For when thy farted,Thoust melted my nose.
Free Plushie Patterns OnlineHere's a collection of links to sites outside of DeviantArt where you can find free plushie patterns. There are well over two hundred choices, so you're sure to find something you like.Remember, if you can't find exactly what you're looking for, try adapting one of the patterns. For example, a tiger can easily be turned into a lion, an elephant into a wooly mammoth, an elf into a goblin, or combine the upper half of a mermaid with the lower half of a pony to get a centaur.BEARSNight Garden Studios Jointed and Rag BearsBaby Bows BearScrappy BearSupriseDIY BearHug Me (EMS Bear