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SPARTAAAA(funny XD)

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a a zombie surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy WILD GRANDMA, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "THISS ISS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly jumpt in the pit of fiering death but then flew out with his power of AWESOMNESS. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 grandmas and a golden toilet paiper roll of imortality. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

DA Birthday with a Poptart

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a nyan nyan surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Nyan cat, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "NYAN NYAN 12th BirthNYAN~~~!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly got rly rlyyyy hungry.... He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 twelve mini raindow nyan cat-shaped cookies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Keisha loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Kumquat, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Sacramento , and a portrait of Oprah that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Narwhal for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most

Sexy Surprise Party

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a sexy surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Blue footed booby, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Oh yeah!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly took a shit. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 potatoes. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

Typing Makes Me Sound Busy

A young woman named Gerta loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical tortoises, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Titan Tower, and a portrait of Anne Frank that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Pizza Hut for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Leonardo who always dreamed of becoming the world's best artist. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Pink Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Leonardo came armed with a potato and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Leonardo emerged as the weird victor! His achievement is celebrated every Easter.

For Fella's 12th Birthday Celebration!!

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a super funtasic surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Pony, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, ""SURPRISE!!"!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly squealed. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Smurfs. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

Wise Advice... Cupcakes?

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cupcakes because you'll only end up with a pigeon in your big toe." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Alice. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was bright and spooky sounds came from deep within. Alice saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

Artistic Inspiration!

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Jellyfish Inspector. Wut.

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Apples and Oranges

by ~DudelRok, Aug 7, 2012, 12:08:07 PM
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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after apples because you'll only end up with a fish in your wisdom tooth." I never quite understood his advice until one April Fool's Day, I was gardening with my best friend Ashley. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was orange and spooky sounds came from deep within. Ashley saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

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